Two girls, both 21, both slim, both queer — and a hundred and twenty followers to their name, which is exactly why you go now. The room is still small enough that you're not shouting from the back of it.

Take the toy controls and this stops being something you watch. You send, the buzz lands, and you get to see which of them gives first — one squirming, the other carrying on like nothing happened. Anal, fingering, fisting, hardcore, a dildo passed between them: it's all on the list, and so are cosplay, horror and mistress games, if you'd rather dress the night up before it turns filthy.

Switch on cam2cam at 32 a minute and they watch you right back. Or take them private for 24 — door shut, petite, blonde, nothing on your screen but the two of them and whatever you came for. A month from now this room will be busier and your name will be one of many. Tonight it isn't.